Friday, December 31, 2010

REVISED: The History of Howard Stern Act III overview and QUIZ

In case you've been living under a rock, SiriusXM aired The History of Howard Stern Act III for the past two weeks. I've been listening intensely, every part,
every segment. You can ask me how to download this masterpiece for your Ipod or MP3 player.Act III covers 1991-1995, from the release of the boxed set "Crucified
by the FCC" to the release of the book "Miss America". Again there will be an Act IV 1996-2000 and Act V 2001-2005. Act III has many highlights: elections, new markets,
funerals, riots, terrorist attacks, KKK messages, and  a butt bongo fiesta. I composed a quiz for you, my readers, to test your Howard Stern knowledge. I posted twenty-five
questions. Five years, each year, five questions is twenty-five RIGHT! Give yourself five pionts for each correct answer. Scroll to the bottom half of this blog to get
the answers. GOOD LUCK!!!!


1991
1). What legendary wack packer debuted in 1991?
A. Ham Hands Bill          C. Daniel Carver
B. Fred the Elephant Boy   D. Kenneth Keith Kallenbach

2). What television station aired the Howard Stern Show on Saturday night?
A. WBSK- Boston      C.KTLA- Los Angeles
B. WPIX- New York    D.WWOR- New York

3). During a KKK message played by Howard, what 1960's tv sitcom did Daniel Carver associate with the Klu Klux Klan?
A. The Munsters    C. Hogan's Heroes
B. Green Acres     D. The Andy Griffith Show

4), Before Super Bowl XXV, what member of the New York Giants did Howard Stern kiss the ass of?
A). Mark Bavaro      C. Leonard Marshall
B. Rodney Hampton    D. Lawrence Taylor

5). What three wack packers were used regularly on the Channel 9 show?
A. Daniel Carver, Underdog Lady, Mark Harris
B. Beetlejuice, Wendy the retard, Gary the Retard
C. Hank the Angry Drunken Dwarf, Blue Iris, Elephant Boy
D. Crackhead Bob, Blue Iris, Kenenth Keith Kallenbach


1992.
6). During the 1992 MTV VMAs, who introduced Howard Stern as Fartman?
A. Luke Perry   C. John Stamos
B. Dana Carvey  D. Paula Abdul

7). True/False. Fred Norris had to get written consent to wear a Nazi Costume for the Butt Bongo Fiesta VHS special?

8). Who played the beloved character Wood-Yi?
A. Steve Fried     c. Billy West
B. Craig Crass     D. Jackie Martling

9). True/False. Jessica Hahn was topless in the opening act of Butt Bongo Fiesta?

10). What celebrity fued was put to an end during an interview on the E! channel?
A. Tom Hanks                                 C. Chevy Chase
B. Tom Aronld and Roseanne Barr    D. Bon Jovi


1993.
11). What was the original title of the book Howard Stern's Private Parts?
A. Howard Stern: Radio Genius    C. Howard Stern's Penis
C. Howard Stern's Mein Kaumpf    D. Howard Stern: Fartman

12). What movie studio backed out of making the Howard Stern's Fartman movie?
A. Universal Studios      C. Warner Bros.
B. New Line Cinema        D. Tri-Star Pictures

13). Who made the phony phone call to CNN referencing the 1993 terrorist attack at the World Trade Center was caused by a "blast of wind" from Fartman?
A. Captain Janks           C. Ponce de la Phone
B King of All Messengers   D. Stuttering John

14). Who was the "guest" judge for the New Years Rotten Eve Pay-Per-View special?
A. John Wayne Bobbit   C. Geraldo Rivera
B. Joey Buttafuco      D. Gary Coleman

15). What Grammy Award winning singer/songwriter performed a duet with Howard about Jerry Seinfield?
A. Carly Simon   C. Janis Ian
b. Carol King    D. Cher

1994
16). Which prime time newscaster was pranked during the infamous "I see OJ" prank call?
A. Bernard Shaw/CNN      C. Peter Jennings/ABC
B. Tom Brokaw/NBC        D. Dan Rather?CBS

17). After losing a bet from the 1994 NBA Finals, Gary "Baba Booey" Dell'Abate had to "pay off" his debt to Howard by what?
A. smell his fart      C. kneel to Howard
B. kiss his ass        D. lick his feet

18). Who was Howard Stern's running mate during the 1994 New York governor's election?
A. Clarence Thomas     C.John Melendez
B. Stan Dworkin        D. Jesse Jackson

19). Why did Howard choose to withdraw from the 1994 election?
A. Governor's  Mansion was too small            C. couldn't get strippers as housemaids
B. Refuse to sign a financial disclosure form   D. Refuse to cancel his radio show

20). Who was the headline act at the 1994 Cleveland Funeral?
A. Aerosmith     C. Bon Jovi
B. Enuff Z Nuff  D. David Lee Roth


1995.
21). On which late night talk show did Howard stage the first ever onscreen lesbian kiss?
A. Tonight Show with Jay Leno      C. The Late Nite with Conan O'Brien
B. Late Show with David Letterman  D. The Arsenio Hall Show

22). In her book, what type of hands did Robin Quiver's father have while sexually abusing her?
A. Glossy Hands   C. Ham Hands
B. Fresh Hands    D. Soft Hands

23). How much was Infinity Broadcating's "donation" to the FCC?
A. $1.2 million   C. $2.8 million
B. $1.7 million   D  $2.5 million

24). During pre-prodution of the movie "Private Parts", who orginally was casted as Howard Stern?
A. Jim Carrey   C. Jeff Goldblum
B. Howie Mandel D. Dustin Hoffman

25). On February 15, 1995, what event was foretold by Howard Stern?
A. Jackie leaves the show
B. Jay Leno hires Stuttering John
C. The 2007 Don Imus debacle
D. His move to satellite radio



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ANSWERS:
1.C
2.D
3.D
4.C
5.A
6.A
7.T
8.A
9.F
10.D
11.C
12.B
13.B
14.A
15.C
16.C
17.A
18.B
19.B
20.D
21.A
22.C
23.B
24.C
25.D

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