Friday, December 31, 2010

Guess Who's the Jew

Let's play a short game of Guess Who's the Jew, the game made famous by Howard Stern.The radio version of the game was often hosted by Kurt Waldeheim Jr. (Fred Norris). Judaism is the only religion a person is born into. Yeah, you have these celebrities convert to judaism but that's not TRUE judaism. Sammy Davis Jr, Tom Arnold, Invanka Trump, even Madonna aren't true Jews. You gotta call that 'ni**er jew'. Jews are considered to be 'cheap', for example, a of people go out for dinner, they would divide the bill into how much each person had as opposed to one or two people picking up the bill. These days, Jews are often blamed for the world's crisis whether it's political, economical,financial, and geographical.

Before this game gets started I wanna blog quickly on religion, all of it. Some 'experts' say that the end of days are near. I BELIEVE IT. The end of days where mankind realizes that religion is nothing more that folk tale passed down from generation to generation. Who wrote the bible? I don't care to find out. Either way, it's meant to keep a rich man rich and a poor man poor. It's the only thing keeping Beverly Hills or Manhattan from being burnt to ground. The bible teaches that you are born a sinner, automatically giving you a burden of guilt. Why live like a caged animal in a zoo? Folding your hands and saying a prayer won't solve any of the world's problems. You have to work to make miracles happen. Let your voice be heard. Let your face be seen. Push yourself beyond the limits of you own expectation. Don't allow the gift of life be a burden of guilt. Find something to live for and when you do, pass it on to the future. That is true everlasting life. Is mankind not to exceed evolution like the dinosaur or the monkey? When world is released from the grip of religion, however that may be, we are nothing more than naked apes with guns. A world without religion is a world without cancer and without world hunger.
CAN I GET AN AMEN!!!



Alright, back to the game. You have to pick one of three people listed in each group who is jewish. One or two or even all three choices maybe jewish. The answers will be listed on the bottom half of this blog.

Group 1: JEWISH ROCK STARS
a). Gene Simmons
b). Jon Bon Jovi
c). Ted Nugent

Group 2: JEWISH SPORTS COMMISSIONERS
a). Gary Bettman
b). Roger Goodell
c). Bud Selig

Group 3: Jewish Movie Directors
a). Steven Speilberg
B). J.J Abrams
C). James Cameron

Group 4: JEWISH SUPERMODELS
a). Gisele Bundchen
b). Bar Refaeli
c). Brooklyn Decker

Group 5: JEWISH Sitcom Stars (male)
a). Kevin James
B). Ray Romano
c). Jerry Seinfield

Group 6: JEWISH Sitcom Stars (female)
a). Roseann Barr
b). Leah Remini
c). Tina Fey

Group 7: JEWISH RADIO TALK SHOW HOSTS
a). Rush Limbaugh
b). Don Imus
c). Larry King

Group 8: JEWISH ATHELETES
a). Tom Brady
b). Tiger Woods
c). Jeremy Bloom

Group 9: JEWISH COMEDIANS
a). Gilbert Gottfried
b). Artie Lange
c). Rodney Dangerfield

Group 10: JEWISH COMEDIENNES
a). Lisa Lampanelli
b). Sarah Silverman
c). Totie Fields

The purpose of this blog is to help educate people on their knowledge of the jewish contributions to the world. I'm not jewish nor am I an anti-semetic person. Every man can achieve success. Your ethnicity should not be a liability to succeed in life. Every man dreams of walking on the moon or climbing Mount Everest. Only few men will live their dream. Go out and live your dream. We all bend, we all break but it's our nature, human nature, to never backdown.

ANSWERS:
1). A
2). A & C
3). A & B
4). B
5). C
6). A
7). C
8). C
9). A & C
10). B & C

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