In Howard Stern I Trust

To me, other than my parents, Howard Stern is my greatest teacher I've ever had and only need. Every fucking morning at 5Am, I turn on my radio to hear Howard Stern. From 5Am to 10AM, I am in heaven. I've been a Sirius subscriber since June 2008 and so far, I got my money's worth. Because of Howard, I do realize that people have bigger problems than my own. Somebody can't get laid, somebody can't get IT up, or somebody just wanna live a life full of dope or crime. That makes me appreciate what I have in life, my health, my job and my family. My life can only get better. It pains me to see somebody fresh outta college or high school, who doesn't have a fucking clue how fast life can turn on you. One day you have everything and the next day you lose everything. Young punks just wanna hide behind their college degree or high school diploma. Howard Stern says that people around  co-workers or classmates want you to fail rather than see you succeed. I know alot of white-collared people roll their eyes everytime Howard Stern is in conversation. They believe in that bullshit Rush Limbaugh spews. I damn Rush Limbaugh everyday and sometimes I wish bad things for Rush Limbaugh. Now that the NFL rejected him, I hope it's the beginning of much more bad karma for Rush. Someday, I'll piss on his grave. Don't forget about Don Imus, he has prostate cancer. That's very bad karma for him. DON'T BE SUCH A RACIST OR GOD
WILL RIP YOUR BALLS OFF!

Last Tuesday, I took an predawn road trip. I heard Howard interview Tracy Morgan (I posted that vid). It made my drive so much enjoyable. Howard Stern is the greatest interviewer in the history of television and radio. If you read the second chapter, IT WAS THE WORST OF TIMES, IT WAS THE WORST OF TIMES from his first book Private Parts, you'll know why Howard does some of the things he does. I am reading that book all over again and so far I've reached the third chapter.

                                 DON'T FUCK WITH STERN!!!!