If you are easily offended then you won't get past the first page. To me, the book was very entertaining from the first page to the very last page. The book was written and released in 1993. Around that time I was too young to understand the Howard Stern phenomenon but today I fully understand it all. There are many great tales told by Howard about his childhood, reaching puberty,very first job on the radio,how he lost virginity, his high times and his down times. No stone is left unturned. Every secret revealed. Present day revelations foretold. The book is about thirty percent sex, fifty percent radio, and twenty percent family stories. I found the book to be very inspirational and not too offensive. Every success story isn't told without failures. Howard Stern had his failures just like everyone who acheived their goal. Howard has his fans and he also enemies; program directors, station general managers, Don Imus, the FCC and the U.S government. Every DJ you hear on the radio today is influenced by Mr. Stern, even though they will deny it (Mancow Muller, Bubba the Love Sponge, Opie and Anthony and yes Don Imus). They make phony phone calls, they have their own version of the 'Wack Pack' They all go out to the streets and ask people funny questions to get funny answers. I skipped the one part about Richard Simmons because it got way to 'gay' for me. You can hear the full story if you purchase the Howard Stern: Crucified by the FCC boxed set in audio cassette or compact discs. Ultimately, Howard Stern fought for freedom of speech.................AND WON!
FAQS about Private Parts the book.
1) What are some examples of celebrity fueds?
Howard had fueds with Roseanne Barr. Arsenio Hall, Chevy Chase (who earlier this year attended Stern's wedding.)
2) Does Howard tell funny stories about Sam Kinison?
Yes, Howard tells this story about how he and Robin Quivers was riding around Rodeo Dr. in Beverly Hills with Sam and his girlfriend Milika while Sam was coked up, had both of his hands working the stereo, and Sam was steering the car with his belly.
3) Does the book reveal Howard generous side?
Yes, He tells a story about they did a whole benefit show and raised over six thousand dollars for Regis Philbin's handicapped son in which the donation was rejected.
4) Who are the 'wack pack'?
The wack pack is an assortment of people who are odd-balls. Some are midgets, some have high voices, some are racists, some are really perverted, and some are just drunks or crackheads. Real people with real problems. That makes great radio.
5) Are there any more stories about Howard Stern not found in Private Parts?
Yes, there is a book titled Miss America which is a sequel to Private Parts also authored by Howard Stern released in 1995.
6). Is the book better than Private Parts the movie?
Yes, it's 10 times better.
Friday, December 31, 2010
Howard Stern's Miss America....book review
This review is long overdue, I know. I had distractions at home and abroad that cut my reading time short. Here's the review. What a book! Miss America was written and released in 1995, two years after the previous book Private Parts. This book opens with cybersex. Howard had guns blazing from the start on first page. This book is more opinionated. Some parts of the book refers back to Private Parts so it answered every question I had after I read Private Parts. Miss America gives details on how Howard ran for governor and how his radio show help elect two governors and one senator. Howard finally mentions his 'war stories' to become the number one disc jockey in America.
However, Howard wrote a stomach turning chapter about his meeting with Micheal Jackson. I have to tell you, it was the grossest piece of literature I have ever read. This meeting to place right after Jackson's child molestation charges to set up a big TV interview exclusive for Howard Stern in order to restore his image. Jackson had scotch tape all over his face to keep his nose in place, later he began sweating like a pig and made his make up run off of his face and drip on his clothes. I managed to tough it out, like everything else, and I finished the chapter. I did not skip any parts of this book, unlike Private Parts there was not any mention of Richard Simmons.
FAQ's about Miss America
1). How did the TV special with Micheal Jackson fail to come about?
Howard's goal was to setup up a live, unedited interview with Micheal Jackon and he was going to ask Micheal embarrassing questions about Micheal's affairs with young boys. Micheal Jackson had know no idea who Howard Stern was but Jackon knew that Stern had the number one radio show in the country. Howard explains that it could have been one of Jackson's bodyguards could have tipped off Jackson on who Howard Stern really was. So the end result was that Jackson ran to Diane Swayer to do the interview.
2). How did Howard celebrated reaching number one for each market?
He held funerals for Don Imus/WNBC in New York area and John DeBella/WMMR in Philadelphia outside of their radio studios.
3) Why did Howard choose not to run for governor of New York?
Howard overwhelmingly won the Libertarian Party nomination. The only thing keeping Howard Stern from the governors' mansion was that Howard did not want to file a financial disclosure form.
More books by Stern show staffers.....
Quivers: A Life by Robin Quivers released in 1995.
Too Fat to Fish by Artie Lange released in 2008.
The Coming of Tan by Riley Martin released in 1995.
However, Howard wrote a stomach turning chapter about his meeting with Micheal Jackson. I have to tell you, it was the grossest piece of literature I have ever read. This meeting to place right after Jackson's child molestation charges to set up a big TV interview exclusive for Howard Stern in order to restore his image. Jackson had scotch tape all over his face to keep his nose in place, later he began sweating like a pig and made his make up run off of his face and drip on his clothes. I managed to tough it out, like everything else, and I finished the chapter. I did not skip any parts of this book, unlike Private Parts there was not any mention of Richard Simmons.
FAQ's about Miss America
1). How did the TV special with Micheal Jackson fail to come about?
Howard's goal was to setup up a live, unedited interview with Micheal Jackon and he was going to ask Micheal embarrassing questions about Micheal's affairs with young boys. Micheal Jackson had know no idea who Howard Stern was but Jackon knew that Stern had the number one radio show in the country. Howard explains that it could have been one of Jackson's bodyguards could have tipped off Jackson on who Howard Stern really was. So the end result was that Jackson ran to Diane Swayer to do the interview.
2). How did Howard celebrated reaching number one for each market?
He held funerals for Don Imus/WNBC in New York area and John DeBella/WMMR in Philadelphia outside of their radio studios.
3) Why did Howard choose not to run for governor of New York?
Howard overwhelmingly won the Libertarian Party nomination. The only thing keeping Howard Stern from the governors' mansion was that Howard did not want to file a financial disclosure form.
More books by Stern show staffers.....
Quivers: A Life by Robin Quivers released in 1995.
Too Fat to Fish by Artie Lange released in 2008.
The Coming of Tan by Riley Martin released in 1995.
Wack Pack Quotes Quiz
It's time to put your Howard Stern knowledge to the test. The subject will be Wack Pack Quotes. Multiple choice answers. Again, some wack packers are racists, some are midgets, some are retards, some have other metal defficiencies and some are drunks and addicts which adds some unique personality to the show. None of them are actors. Please go to the bottom of the page to get the answers.
Quote # 1: "Howard, someday the Mexicans are going to outnumber the humans."
a). Riley Martin
b). Crazy Alice
c). Daniel Carver
Quote # 2: "You skanky hoe!"
a). Beetlejuice
b). Blue Iris
c). Jeff "the drunk" Curro
Quote # 3: "Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you."
a). Eric the Midget
b). "Bigfoot" Mark
c). Crazy Alice
Quote # 4: "You cheap money grubbing bastards."
a). Riley Martin
b). King of all Blacks
c). Yucko the clown
Quote # 5: " Oh my God, I'm fingering my cunt."
a). Blue Iris
b). Wendy the retard
c). "Underdog Lady" Suzanne Muldowney
Quote # 6: " I'm hungry, I'm thristy, and I wanna take a bath."
a). "High pitch" Eric
b). Wendy the retard
c). Gary the retard
Quote # 7: " I love you monkey, monkey, monkey!"
a). Daniel Carver
b). Hateman
c). Gay Ramon
Quote # 8: " I am Korean."
a). John the stutterer
b). Fred the elephant boy
c) Will the farter
Quote # 9: "FUCK THAT FUCKER TO HELL!"
a). Beetlejuice
b). Crazy Alice
c). Nicole Bass
Quote # 10: "I'm clubbed-fucking-footed you asswipe!"
a). Hank the Angry Drunken Dwarf
b). Eric the midget
c). Beetlejuice
*BONUS QUOTE
"Let's go fuck some whores!!!"
A). Sal the Stockbroker
B). Scott the engineer
C). Ronnie the limodriver
10). B 9). B 8). B 7). B 6). B 5). A 4). A 3). C 2). C 1). C
Bonus). C
Quote # 1: "Howard, someday the Mexicans are going to outnumber the humans."
a). Riley Martin
b). Crazy Alice
c). Daniel Carver
Quote # 2: "You skanky hoe!"
a). Beetlejuice
b). Blue Iris
c). Jeff "the drunk" Curro
Quote # 3: "Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you."
a). Eric the Midget
b). "Bigfoot" Mark
c). Crazy Alice
Quote # 4: "You cheap money grubbing bastards."
a). Riley Martin
b). King of all Blacks
c). Yucko the clown
Quote # 5: " Oh my God, I'm fingering my cunt."
a). Blue Iris
b). Wendy the retard
c). "Underdog Lady" Suzanne Muldowney
Quote # 6: " I'm hungry, I'm thristy, and I wanna take a bath."
a). "High pitch" Eric
b). Wendy the retard
c). Gary the retard
Quote # 7: " I love you monkey, monkey, monkey!"
a). Daniel Carver
b). Hateman
c). Gay Ramon
Quote # 8: " I am Korean."
a). John the stutterer
b). Fred the elephant boy
c) Will the farter
Quote # 9: "FUCK THAT FUCKER TO HELL!"
a). Beetlejuice
b). Crazy Alice
c). Nicole Bass
Quote # 10: "I'm clubbed-fucking-footed you asswipe!"
a). Hank the Angry Drunken Dwarf
b). Eric the midget
c). Beetlejuice
*BONUS QUOTE
"Let's go fuck some whores!!!"
A). Sal the Stockbroker
B). Scott the engineer
C). Ronnie the limodriver
10). B 9). B 8). B 7). B 6). B 5). A 4). A 3). C 2). C 1). C
Bonus). C
Artie Lange's Too Fat To Fish.... book review
So I finally completed the 'cycle', so to speak, on reading the books written by the Howard Stern Show staff.
1). Howard Stern's Private Parts
2). Howard Stern's Miss America
3). Robin Quiver's A Life (audiobook)
4). Artie Lange's Too Fat To Fish
?). Riley Martin's The Coming of Tan... I will read that down the road.
Now Too Fat Too Fish was released in November of 2008 but the paperback version was released on June 2, 2009. Now I strictly prefer paperback books over hardcover books. That's just my preference. I got it on June 4th which was a Thursday and I didn't really start to read it until the weekend.
Too Fat To Fish was one big rollercoaster ride from the first page all the way to the very last page. The first two chapters had some very funny stories about
Artie's childhood but by the end of the third chapter it was the start of a depressing storyline. This is where I had to put the book down for a few moments to collect my
thoughts together. Every self destructive moment (past, present, and maybe future) is attributed to the accident/death of Artie's father. Drugs, booze, and gambling were all
Artie's outlet with coping with the aftermath of his father's accident and eventual death. I had an eerie feeling that I was reading about the stories of drugs and booze use of
Sam Kinison. When you think about the comedians John Belushi, Chris Farley, and even Sam Kinison (even though he was on the path to recovery), you have to put Artie Lange in the same group as those guys.
Artie tells a story about how he was working as a longshoresman and then three years later as a regular castmember on FOX's MAD TV. Artie's time on MAD TV was his darkest period as an entertainer. This was at the height of Artie's cocaine habbit and he tells a story about how he scored coke in a pig costume. The producers of the show made him go to rehab and when he came back, he relapsed. Later on, the producers again wanted Artie go to rehab but Artie refused. They chased him down in a grocery store and Artie was throwing produce at everybody. He was arrested and fired from the show.
Artie's childhood but by the end of the third chapter it was the start of a depressing storyline. This is where I had to put the book down for a few moments to collect my
thoughts together. Every self destructive moment (past, present, and maybe future) is attributed to the accident/death of Artie's father. Drugs, booze, and gambling were all
Artie's outlet with coping with the aftermath of his father's accident and eventual death. I had an eerie feeling that I was reading about the stories of drugs and booze use of
Sam Kinison. When you think about the comedians John Belushi, Chris Farley, and even Sam Kinison (even though he was on the path to recovery), you have to put Artie Lange in the same group as those guys.
Artie tells a story about how he was working as a longshoresman and then three years later as a regular castmember on FOX's MAD TV. Artie's time on MAD TV was his darkest period as an entertainer. This was at the height of Artie's cocaine habbit and he tells a story about how he scored coke in a pig costume. The producers of the show made him go to rehab and when he came back, he relapsed. Later on, the producers again wanted Artie go to rehab but Artie refused. They chased him down in a grocery store and Artie was throwing produce at everybody. He was arrested and fired from the show.
I don't want to give out much but there was a shocking revalation that really hit me hard. There aren't many bright moments in this book. So much of the bad moments outweigh the good moments. There will be a second book coming soon and there are also rumors of this book being made into a movie ALA Howard Stern's Private Parts. I know you will enjoy this book ,as much as I did, for the good, the bad and the ugly sides of Artie Lange's life.
CHEERS.
Guess Who's the Jew
Let's play a short game of Guess Who's the Jew, the game made famous by Howard Stern.The radio version of the game was often hosted by Kurt Waldeheim Jr. (Fred Norris). Judaism is the only religion a person is born into. Yeah, you have these celebrities convert to judaism but that's not TRUE judaism. Sammy Davis Jr, Tom Arnold, Invanka Trump, even Madonna aren't true Jews. You gotta call that 'ni**er jew'. Jews are considered to be 'cheap', for example, a of people go out for dinner, they would divide the bill into how much each person had as opposed to one or two people picking up the bill. These days, Jews are often blamed for the world's crisis whether it's political, economical,financial, and geographical.
Before this game gets started I wanna blog quickly on religion, all of it. Some 'experts' say that the end of days are near. I BELIEVE IT. The end of days where mankind realizes that religion is nothing more that folk tale passed down from generation to generation. Who wrote the bible? I don't care to find out. Either way, it's meant to keep a rich man rich and a poor man poor. It's the only thing keeping Beverly Hills or Manhattan from being burnt to ground. The bible teaches that you are born a sinner, automatically giving you a burden of guilt. Why live like a caged animal in a zoo? Folding your hands and saying a prayer won't solve any of the world's problems. You have to work to make miracles happen. Let your voice be heard. Let your face be seen. Push yourself beyond the limits of you own expectation. Don't allow the gift of life be a burden of guilt. Find something to live for and when you do, pass it on to the future. That is true everlasting life. Is mankind not to exceed evolution like the dinosaur or the monkey? When world is released from the grip of religion, however that may be, we are nothing more than naked apes with guns. A world without religion is a world without cancer and without world hunger.
CAN I GET AN AMEN!!!
Alright, back to the game. You have to pick one of three people listed in each group who is jewish. One or two or even all three choices maybe jewish. The answers will be listed on the bottom half of this blog.
Group 1: JEWISH ROCK STARS
a). Gene Simmons
b). Jon Bon Jovi
c). Ted Nugent
Group 2: JEWISH SPORTS COMMISSIONERS
a). Gary Bettman
b). Roger Goodell
c). Bud Selig
Group 3: Jewish Movie Directors
a). Steven Speilberg
B). J.J Abrams
C). James Cameron
Group 4: JEWISH SUPERMODELS
a). Gisele Bundchen
b). Bar Refaeli
c). Brooklyn Decker
Group 5: JEWISH Sitcom Stars (male)
a). Kevin James
B). Ray Romano
c). Jerry Seinfield
Group 6: JEWISH Sitcom Stars (female)
a). Roseann Barr
b). Leah Remini
c). Tina Fey
Group 7: JEWISH RADIO TALK SHOW HOSTS
a). Rush Limbaugh
b). Don Imus
c). Larry King
Group 8: JEWISH ATHELETES
a). Tom Brady
b). Tiger Woods
c). Jeremy Bloom
Group 9: JEWISH COMEDIANS
a). Gilbert Gottfried
b). Artie Lange
c). Rodney Dangerfield
Group 10: JEWISH COMEDIENNES
a). Lisa Lampanelli
b). Sarah Silverman
c). Totie Fields
The purpose of this blog is to help educate people on their knowledge of the jewish contributions to the world. I'm not jewish nor am I an anti-semetic person. Every man can achieve success. Your ethnicity should not be a liability to succeed in life. Every man dreams of walking on the moon or climbing Mount Everest. Only few men will live their dream. Go out and live your dream. We all bend, we all break but it's our nature, human nature, to never backdown.
ANSWERS:
1). A
2). A & C
3). A & B
4). B
5). C
6). A
7). C
8). C
9). A & C
10). B & C
Private Parts Movie Review
This movie was based on the best selling book Howard Stern's Private Parts. The movie compared to the book is more cartoonish. The Stern crew play themselves in the movie. However, Paul Giamatti steals the show. I have this movie in many formats; VHS, DVD, from PSN, and from ITUNES. There was a previously released movie ten years earlier based on Howard Stern, Good Morning Vietnam. Before you watch the movie, you do have to read the book. The story of Howard Stern can't be told in short amount of time. The movie is just a paraphrase form of the book. There's not any intense moments in the film unlike the book. Yeah, in the movie Robin was fired from WNBC but in reality Howard and Robin were both fired. The Air Florida incident was not in the film. That incident made some serious headlines. So if you wanna steal the show for a sorority or fratenity movie night, you'd pick up Private Parts. Now if you want to hear the best version of Howard Stern's Private Parts, go around and ask if anybody has a copy of the History of Howard Stern Act 1. Act 1 covers all of Private Parts the movie. It has in depth interviews from the Stern crew themselves, Ben and Rea Stern, celebrities, wack packers, and many more. As a movie reviewer, Daniel Carver gave it 4 of 5 burning crosses.
REASONS TO SWITCH TO SATELLITE RADIO
I wanna explain why you should get satellite radio Sirius or XM, but none of them will be about Howard Stern. Let's be honest here, when satellite radio is mentioned, people think HOWARD STERN but satellite radio is so much more than that. Here's a little scenario to help clear things up:
Imagine youself stuck in early morning traffic. You're running late for work, therefore, you didn't bring you CD case and your pop tart is getting cold. You're stuck in traffic flipping through all of the radio stations FM and AM, you don't like Top 40 radio and the morning DJs you pick up are just bums. You finally get to your desk in a grumpy mood. You take it out on your co-workers and maybe your boss. Chances are you're gonna get fired.
Here's how the scenario would have played out if you had satellite radio:
You're alarm goes off two hours before you head into work or class. You turn on your brand new satellite radio to a great rock station like Sirius OCTANE. Those power rock song gets your blood flowing. You eat a great breakfast like egg whites, french toast, and a chocolate protein shake. You head out one hour before you're due. You avoid getting into a traffic jam by tuning to the traffic report channels on your satellite radio. You still flip through all of the channels on the radio so you can get as much information as you can get (news, sports, weather, etc.) You stroll into work or class twenty minutes early. You kill time by making conversation, but all of a sudden someone asks you who won the baseball game yesterday and you tell 'em you're not sure but you tell them that High Pitch Eric just won the Craptacular by two ounces on the Howard Stern Show or you share a great joke that was played on Sirius Raw Dog. You get a feeling that you had a productive day then you head home and do it all over again.
That's how satellite radio (Sirius or XM) can make a difference in your life just like it made a difference in my life.
So why choose one when you can have both. That's right, you can get Sirius and XM programming on either brand. They merged into one company. Satellite radio isn't just a radio and a docking station. You can get it through the internet and as an app for Iphone or Ipod touch. You can have it at home or cruise in your car with it.
Satellite Radio is the future and the future is now. Get a step ahead in life by subscribing to satellite radio. Satellite Radio is coming to Europe before the summer of 2010.
1. commercial free
2. uncensored
3. no politcal correctness
THE SIRIUS STILLETTO 2 MAKES A GREAT STOCKING STUFFER!!
Imagine youself stuck in early morning traffic. You're running late for work, therefore, you didn't bring you CD case and your pop tart is getting cold. You're stuck in traffic flipping through all of the radio stations FM and AM, you don't like Top 40 radio and the morning DJs you pick up are just bums. You finally get to your desk in a grumpy mood. You take it out on your co-workers and maybe your boss. Chances are you're gonna get fired.
Here's how the scenario would have played out if you had satellite radio:
You're alarm goes off two hours before you head into work or class. You turn on your brand new satellite radio to a great rock station like Sirius OCTANE. Those power rock song gets your blood flowing. You eat a great breakfast like egg whites, french toast, and a chocolate protein shake. You head out one hour before you're due. You avoid getting into a traffic jam by tuning to the traffic report channels on your satellite radio. You still flip through all of the channels on the radio so you can get as much information as you can get (news, sports, weather, etc.) You stroll into work or class twenty minutes early. You kill time by making conversation, but all of a sudden someone asks you who won the baseball game yesterday and you tell 'em you're not sure but you tell them that High Pitch Eric just won the Craptacular by two ounces on the Howard Stern Show or you share a great joke that was played on Sirius Raw Dog. You get a feeling that you had a productive day then you head home and do it all over again.
That's how satellite radio (Sirius or XM) can make a difference in your life just like it made a difference in my life.
So why choose one when you can have both. That's right, you can get Sirius and XM programming on either brand. They merged into one company. Satellite radio isn't just a radio and a docking station. You can get it through the internet and as an app for Iphone or Ipod touch. You can have it at home or cruise in your car with it.
Satellite Radio is the future and the future is now. Get a step ahead in life by subscribing to satellite radio. Satellite Radio is coming to Europe before the summer of 2010.
1. commercial free
2. uncensored
3. no politcal correctness
THE SIRIUS STILLETTO 2 MAKES A GREAT STOCKING STUFFER!!
Wack Pack Quotes Quiz.... Round 2
Get your pen and paper ready for another round of.........Wack Pack Quotes. The wack pack are not actors. They are real people. Some are racists. Some are midgets. Some have high voices. Some are drug addicts and total drunks. They are often imitated but they are never duplicated. Scroll to the bottom half of this page to get the answers.
Quote # 1: "You think I'm a GOD DAMN JOKE!"
A. Crazy Alice
B. Beetlejuice
C. King of all blacks
Quote # 2: " The targzissians are obviously repitillian."
A. Daniel Carver
B. Yucko the Clown
C. Riley Martin
Quotes #3: "Areverderchi Cocksucka!"
A . Crazy Alice
B. Elligent Elliot Offen
C. Blue Iris
Quote # 4: "There will never be a nigger or a mexican equal to a human."
A. Hateman
B. Daniel Carver
C. Gary the retard
Quote # 5: "I'm fucking retard, I'm better off being president."
A. Wendy the retard
B. Gary the retard
C. Bigfoot Mark
Quote # 6: " Don Imus, I'm happy that you got fired 'cos you know better not to say
niggers to those girls on terrestrial radio, dumb idiot."
A. Fred the elephant boy
B. Kenneth Keith Kallenbach
C. Wendy the retard
Quote # 7: " Shoe shoe retarded flu."
A. Gary the retard
B. Wendy the retard
C. Beetlejuice
Quote # 8: " Lube it up, bitch!"
A. Jeff the drunk
B. Yucko the clown
C. Hank the angry drunken dwarf
Quote # 9: "I'm a pussy, I got nine lives."
A. Eric the Midget
B. Beetljuice
C. Hank the angry drunken dwarf
Quote # 10: "...big ass fuckin' nigga lovin' Kim Kardashian."
A. Hateman
B. Daniel Carver
C. Crazy Alice
Quote # 11: " Hi, I'm Kelly Clarkson."
A. High Pitch Eric
B. Fred the Elephant Boy
C. Blue Iris
Quote # 12: "Shoot me, Shoot me, You're not God, I am!"
(during the DC sniper incident)
A. Riley Martin
B. Yucko the clown
C. Kenneth Keith Kallenbach
*Bonus Quote: "You know where Canada is? OK, that's where I live in New Port, Vermont."
A. Bigfoot Mark
B. Underdog Lady
C. Hateman
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GREAT GAME!! FEEDBACK PLEASE?
1. B
2. C
3. A
4. B
5. C
6. C
7. B
8. A
9. C
10. A
11. A
12. B
Bounus. A
Quote # 1: "You think I'm a GOD DAMN JOKE!"
A. Crazy Alice
B. Beetlejuice
C. King of all blacks
Quote # 2: " The targzissians are obviously repitillian."
A. Daniel Carver
B. Yucko the Clown
C. Riley Martin
Quotes #3: "Areverderchi Cocksucka!"
A . Crazy Alice
B. Elligent Elliot Offen
C. Blue Iris
Quote # 4: "There will never be a nigger or a mexican equal to a human."
A. Hateman
B. Daniel Carver
C. Gary the retard
Quote # 5: "I'm fucking retard, I'm better off being president."
A. Wendy the retard
B. Gary the retard
C. Bigfoot Mark
Quote # 6: " Don Imus, I'm happy that you got fired 'cos you know better not to say
niggers to those girls on terrestrial radio, dumb idiot."
A. Fred the elephant boy
B. Kenneth Keith Kallenbach
C. Wendy the retard
Quote # 7: " Shoe shoe retarded flu."
A. Gary the retard
B. Wendy the retard
C. Beetlejuice
Quote # 8: " Lube it up, bitch!"
A. Jeff the drunk
B. Yucko the clown
C. Hank the angry drunken dwarf
Quote # 9: "I'm a pussy, I got nine lives."
A. Eric the Midget
B. Beetljuice
C. Hank the angry drunken dwarf
Quote # 10: "...big ass fuckin' nigga lovin' Kim Kardashian."
A. Hateman
B. Daniel Carver
C. Crazy Alice
Quote # 11: " Hi, I'm Kelly Clarkson."
A. High Pitch Eric
B. Fred the Elephant Boy
C. Blue Iris
Quote # 12: "Shoot me, Shoot me, You're not God, I am!"
(during the DC sniper incident)
A. Riley Martin
B. Yucko the clown
C. Kenneth Keith Kallenbach
*Bonus Quote: "You know where Canada is? OK, that's where I live in New Port, Vermont."
A. Bigfoot Mark
B. Underdog Lady
C. Hateman
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GREAT GAME!! FEEDBACK PLEASE?
1. B
2. C
3. A
4. B
5. C
6. C
7. B
8. A
9. C
10. A
11. A
12. B
Bounus. A
In Howard Stern I Trust
To me, other than my parents, Howard Stern is my greatest teacher I've ever had and only need. Every fucking morning at 5Am, I turn on my radio to hear Howard Stern. From 5Am to 10AM, I am in heaven. I've been a Sirius subscriber since June 2008 and so far, I got my money's worth. Because of Howard, I do realize that people have bigger problems than my own. Somebody can't get laid, somebody can't get IT up, or somebody just wanna live a life full of dope or crime. That makes me appreciate what I have in life, my health, my job and my family. My life can only get better. It pains me to see somebody fresh outta college or high school, who doesn't have a fucking clue how fast life can turn on you. One day you have everything and the next day you lose everything. Young punks just wanna hide behind their college degree or high school diploma. Howard Stern says that people around co-workers or classmates want you to fail rather than see you succeed. I know alot of white-collared people roll their eyes everytime Howard Stern is in conversation. They believe in that bullshit Rush Limbaugh spews. I damn Rush Limbaugh everyday and sometimes I wish bad things for Rush Limbaugh. Now that the NFL rejected him, I hope it's the beginning of much more bad karma for Rush. Someday, I'll piss on his grave. Don't forget about Don Imus, he has prostate cancer. That's very bad karma for him. DON'T BE SUCH A RACIST OR GOD
WILL RIP YOUR BALLS OFF!
Last Tuesday, I took an predawn road trip. I heard Howard interview Tracy Morgan (I posted that vid). It made my drive so much enjoyable. Howard Stern is the greatest interviewer in the history of television and radio. If you read the second chapter, IT WAS THE WORST OF TIMES, IT WAS THE WORST OF TIMES from his first book Private Parts, you'll know why Howard does some of the things he does. I am reading that book all over again and so far I've reached the third chapter.
WILL RIP YOUR BALLS OFF!
Last Tuesday, I took an predawn road trip. I heard Howard interview Tracy Morgan (I posted that vid). It made my drive so much enjoyable. Howard Stern is the greatest interviewer in the history of television and radio. If you read the second chapter, IT WAS THE WORST OF TIMES, IT WAS THE WORST OF TIMES from his first book Private Parts, you'll know why Howard does some of the things he does. I am reading that book all over again and so far I've reached the third chapter.
DON'T FUCK WITH STERN!!!!
REVISED: The History of Howard Stern Act III overview and QUIZ
In case you've been living under a rock, SiriusXM aired The History of Howard Stern Act III for the past two weeks. I've been listening intensely, every part,
every segment. You can ask me how to download this masterpiece for your Ipod or MP3 player.Act III covers 1991-1995, from the release of the boxed set "Crucified
by the FCC" to the release of the book "Miss America". Again there will be an Act IV 1996-2000 and Act V 2001-2005. Act III has many highlights: elections, new markets,
funerals, riots, terrorist attacks, KKK messages, and a butt bongo fiesta. I composed a quiz for you, my readers, to test your Howard Stern knowledge. I posted twenty-five
questions. Five years, each year, five questions is twenty-five RIGHT! Give yourself five pionts for each correct answer. Scroll to the bottom half of this blog to get
the answers. GOOD LUCK!!!!
1991
every segment. You can ask me how to download this masterpiece for your Ipod or MP3 player.Act III covers 1991-1995, from the release of the boxed set "Crucified
by the FCC" to the release of the book "Miss America". Again there will be an Act IV 1996-2000 and Act V 2001-2005. Act III has many highlights: elections, new markets,
funerals, riots, terrorist attacks, KKK messages, and a butt bongo fiesta. I composed a quiz for you, my readers, to test your Howard Stern knowledge. I posted twenty-five
questions. Five years, each year, five questions is twenty-five RIGHT! Give yourself five pionts for each correct answer. Scroll to the bottom half of this blog to get
the answers. GOOD LUCK!!!!
1991
1). What legendary wack packer debuted in 1991?
A. Ham Hands Bill C. Daniel Carver
B. Fred the Elephant Boy D. Kenneth Keith Kallenbach
A. Ham Hands Bill C. Daniel Carver
B. Fred the Elephant Boy D. Kenneth Keith Kallenbach
2). What television station aired the Howard Stern Show on Saturday night?
A. WBSK- Boston C.KTLA- Los Angeles
B. WPIX- New York D.WWOR- New York
3). During a KKK message played by Howard, what 1960's tv sitcom did Daniel Carver associate with the Klu Klux Klan?
A. The Munsters C. Hogan's Heroes
B. Green Acres D. The Andy Griffith Show
4), Before Super Bowl XXV, what member of the New York Giants did Howard Stern kiss the ass of?
A). Mark Bavaro C. Leonard Marshall
B. Rodney Hampton D. Lawrence Taylor
5). What three wack packers were used regularly on the Channel 9 show?
A. Daniel Carver, Underdog Lady, Mark Harris
B. Beetlejuice, Wendy the retard, Gary the Retard
C. Hank the Angry Drunken Dwarf, Blue Iris, Elephant Boy
D. Crackhead Bob, Blue Iris, Kenenth Keith Kallenbach
1992.
6). During the 1992 MTV VMAs, who introduced Howard Stern as Fartman?
A. Luke Perry C. John Stamos
B. Dana Carvey D. Paula Abdul
A. Luke Perry C. John Stamos
B. Dana Carvey D. Paula Abdul
7). True/False. Fred Norris had to get written consent to wear a Nazi Costume for the Butt Bongo Fiesta VHS special?
8). Who played the beloved character Wood-Yi?
A. Steve Fried c. Billy West
B. Craig Crass D. Jackie Martling
9). True/False. Jessica Hahn was topless in the opening act of Butt Bongo Fiesta?
10). What celebrity fued was put to an end during an interview on the E! channel?
A. Tom Hanks C. Chevy Chase
B. Tom Aronld and Roseanne Barr D. Bon Jovi
1993.
11). What was the original title of the book Howard Stern's Private Parts?
A. Howard Stern: Radio Genius C. Howard Stern's Penis
C. Howard Stern's Mein Kaumpf D. Howard Stern: Fartman
A. Howard Stern: Radio Genius C. Howard Stern's Penis
C. Howard Stern's Mein Kaumpf D. Howard Stern: Fartman
12). What movie studio backed out of making the Howard Stern's Fartman movie?
A. Universal Studios C. Warner Bros.
B. New Line Cinema D. Tri-Star Pictures
13). Who made the phony phone call to CNN referencing the 1993 terrorist attack at the World Trade Center was caused by a "blast of wind" from Fartman?
A. Captain Janks C. Ponce de la Phone
B King of All Messengers D. Stuttering John
14). Who was the "guest" judge for the New Years Rotten Eve Pay-Per-View special?
A. John Wayne Bobbit C. Geraldo Rivera
B. Joey Buttafuco D. Gary Coleman
15). What Grammy Award winning singer/songwriter performed a duet with Howard about Jerry Seinfield?
A. Carly Simon C. Janis Ian
b. Carol King D. Cher
1994
16). Which prime time newscaster was pranked during the infamous "I see OJ" prank call?
A. Bernard Shaw/CNN C. Peter Jennings/ABC
B. Tom Brokaw/NBC D. Dan Rather?CBS
A. Bernard Shaw/CNN C. Peter Jennings/ABC
B. Tom Brokaw/NBC D. Dan Rather?CBS
17). After losing a bet from the 1994 NBA Finals, Gary "Baba Booey" Dell'Abate had to "pay off" his debt to Howard by what?
A. smell his fart C. kneel to Howard
B. kiss his ass D. lick his feet
18). Who was Howard Stern's running mate during the 1994 New York governor's election?
A. Clarence Thomas C.John Melendez
B. Stan Dworkin D. Jesse Jackson
19). Why did Howard choose to withdraw from the 1994 election?
A. Governor's Mansion was too small C. couldn't get strippers as housemaids
B. Refuse to sign a financial disclosure form D. Refuse to cancel his radio show
20). Who was the headline act at the 1994 Cleveland Funeral?
A. Aerosmith C. Bon Jovi
B. Enuff Z Nuff D. David Lee Roth
1995.
21). On which late night talk show did Howard stage the first ever onscreen lesbian kiss?
A. Tonight Show with Jay Leno C. The Late Nite with Conan O'Brien
B. Late Show with David Letterman D. The Arsenio Hall Show
A. Tonight Show with Jay Leno C. The Late Nite with Conan O'Brien
B. Late Show with David Letterman D. The Arsenio Hall Show
22). In her book, what type of hands did Robin Quiver's father have while sexually abusing her?
A. Glossy Hands C. Ham Hands
B. Fresh Hands D. Soft Hands
23). How much was Infinity Broadcating's "donation" to the FCC?
A. $1.2 million C. $2.8 million
B. $1.7 million D $2.5 million
24). During pre-prodution of the movie "Private Parts", who orginally was casted as Howard Stern?
A. Jim Carrey C. Jeff Goldblum
B. Howie Mandel D. Dustin Hoffman
25). On February 15, 1995, what event was foretold by Howard Stern?
A. Jackie leaves the show
B. Jay Leno hires Stuttering John
C. The 2007 Don Imus debacle
D. His move to satellite radio
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ANSWERS:
1.C
2.D
3.D
4.C
5.A
6.A
7.T
8.A
9.F
10.D
11.C
12.B
13.B
14.A
15.C
16.C
17.A
18.B
19.B
20.D
21.A
22.C
23.B
24.C
25.D
Guess who's the Jew Round 2
Choose the celebrity who is Jewish. One, two, or all three celebrities could be Jewish. Give yourself ten points for each correct answer. Scroll to the bottom half of this
blog to get the answers.
blog to get the answers.
1.Jewish Classical Actors
A. Edward G. Robinson
B. Karl Malden
C. Paul Newman
2. Jewish Classical Actress(es)
A. Elizabeth Taylor
B. Lucille Ball
C. Shelley Winters
3. Jewish Male Olympians (winter or summer)
A. Bode Miller- gold medalist-skiing
B. Michael Phelps gold medalist-swimming
C. Mark Spitz-gold medalist-swimming
4. Jewish Female Olympians (winter or summer)
A. Erica Lawler-silver medalist-ice hockey
B. Kerri Strug=gold medalist gymnastics
C. Tara Lipinski-gold medalist-figure skating
5. Jewish Mobsters
A. Al Capone
B. Albert "Tick–tock" Tannenbaum
C. Baby Face Nelson
6. Jewish Comedian duo or trio
A. The Three Stooges
B. The Marx Brothers
C. Laurel and Hardy
7. Jewish TV Sitcom Stars (Male)
A. David Arquette "Friends"
B. Zack Braff "Scrubs"
C. Kevin James "King of Queens"
8. Jewish TV Sitcom Stars (female)
A. Elizabeth Berkley "Saved by the Bell"
B. Tori Spelling "Beverly Hills 90210"
C. Lisa Bonet "The Cosby Show"
9. Jewish Businesspeople
A. Phillip Anshutz- CEO-Anshutz Entertainment
B. Mohommed Al-Fayed-CEo-Harrod's in the UK. (Everyone loves Harrod's, right?)
C. Steve Wynn-Owner-Wynn Casinoes
10. Jewish TV journalist(s) male or female
A. Geraldo Rivera
B. Diane Sawyer
C. Katie Couric
Again, the purpose of this blog is to help educate the public of Jewish contributions to our society. Our ethnicity should never be a liability to live a productive live.
Regardless of differences in race, religion, or sexuality, we are all human. However, it's our own responsiblity to strive to accomplish our hopes and dreams. What we do today could be written about and preserved for tomorrow.
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ANSWERS:
1. A & C
2. C
3. C
4. B
5. B
6. A & B
7. A & B
8. A B & C
9. C
10.A
Hisotry of Howard Stern Act IV preview
As I did last year with The History of Howard Stern Act III, I will compose a quiz for you, my readers, to test your assessment on The History of Howard Stern Act IV. I will try to keep the same quiz formula of five years by five questions = twenty-five total questions. I'm not sure yet.
As I read, Act IV will start with 1996 and conclude with 2001. 1996-2001. I projected that Act IV will be 1996-2000. So if what I read is correct Act IV will definitely end with the Sept. 11, 2001 terrorist attacks. Howard Stern was at his best that day. Act IV ends on Friday Dec. 31, 2010. Feel free to 'axe' me how to download The History of Howard Stern ACT IV for your Ipod or whatever MP3 player you have. I will try to post the quiz during the week of Jan.3-7, 2011.
Looking foward to
1996... The Making of the movie 'Private Part'
The entire Selena Controversy
Goofing on the Daniel Carver/Atlanta Olympic Summer Games debacle
1997....The movie 'Private Parts' premieres
Clinton sex scandal
1998...Goofing on the Bill Clinton impeachment trial
Hank 'the angry drunken dwarf' debuts
1999...Goofing on the Columbine Shootings
Jackie 'The Jokeman' leaves the show
more memorable wack pack antics
2000...Howard and crew ring in the new millenium
Goofing on the 2000 presidential election/s
The hiring of Artie Lange
2001??? The death/ rememborances of Hank the angry drunken dwarf
9/11 attacks
As I read, Act IV will start with 1996 and conclude with 2001. 1996-2001. I projected that Act IV will be 1996-2000. So if what I read is correct Act IV will definitely end with the Sept. 11, 2001 terrorist attacks. Howard Stern was at his best that day. Act IV ends on Friday Dec. 31, 2010. Feel free to 'axe' me how to download The History of Howard Stern ACT IV for your Ipod or whatever MP3 player you have. I will try to post the quiz during the week of Jan.3-7, 2011.
Looking foward to
1996... The Making of the movie 'Private Part'
The entire Selena Controversy
Goofing on the Daniel Carver/Atlanta Olympic Summer Games debacle
1997....The movie 'Private Parts' premieres
Clinton sex scandal
1998...Goofing on the Bill Clinton impeachment trial
Hank 'the angry drunken dwarf' debuts
1999...Goofing on the Columbine Shootings
Jackie 'The Jokeman' leaves the show
more memorable wack pack antics
2000...Howard and crew ring in the new millenium
Goofing on the 2000 presidential election/s
The hiring of Artie Lange
2001??? The death/ rememborances of Hank the angry drunken dwarf
9/11 attacks
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